What’s it like inside your head?

What’s it like inside your head?

I often have no filter. The thoughts in my head find their way out of my mouth and people react with shock, laughter, a questioning shake of the head, or prayers for my soul. Today was no exception when I was asked “what’s it like inside your head?”

My response, as I was drinking my Simply Balanced sparkling grapefruit water from Target: well, I need to go to Target this weekend, because if I don’t go this weekend the next time I have free time for a weekend in SLC is the weekend of July 14th. One of my friends sent me a snap of her daughter asking how I liked her Ana braids, and even though I have NEVER seen the movie Frozen in its entirety, now the song “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” is stuck in my head, except the words are “do you want to go to Target.”

They looked at me, blinked, and then said “Wow, that’s not what I expected to hear.” I’m pretty sure they won’t be asking what it’s like in my head again, because the truth is, sometimes it’s just a hot mess.

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So you want to start a blog….again.

So you want to start a blog….again.

Confession time: I used to have one of those ever popular “mommy blogs” and I was horrible at keeping up with it. Why? Well, because life, that’s why. Recently though, I’ve discovered that I’m getting old (Oh the horror!), and I REALLY need an outlet for my crazy, for my ridiculous failures at adulting, and for the sometimes funny things I do. Will it be in any sort of order? Not likely. Will it always be funny? I highly doubt it. Will it contain things that make me (and sometimes other people) uncomfortable? Undoubtedly so. Could the format be better? You bet your sweet ass it could. Seriously, I’ve changed my mind on this several times in the last month since I decided I wanted to do it, and then there’s the fact that I really have no idea what I’m doing as far as the website design goes too. Stick around and try to be entertained. Sometimes I’m funny, and sometimes I’ll drag my friends in to post and add some class to this thing.